My state legislature passed a law affecting powers of attorney, and included a form document in the statute. The new law mandates that banks must accept the new statutory form.
When I asked my lawyer if she recommended that I get a new durable power of attorney, she wrote back: “Because not all banks previously accepted lawyer-drafted powers of attorney and wanted to use their own forms, I tell everyone to use the new statuary form to avoid any future problems.”
Hmm. She recommended a “statuary power of attorney.” What a novel idea, a legal document etched in stone. That truly would be a “durable” power of attorney.
My Bad!
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Merriam-Webster has an online definition for the term “statuary”.
The ‘Lectric Law Library discusses Powers of Attorney and, in particular, “durable” powers of attorney.
I was talking to my companion about a mutual friend who is in a relationship that is spiraling toward a breakup. We both think he would be better off if he moved out of his girlfriend’s apartment, but he refuses to take any action to extricate himself from the situation.
During an email exchange with my companion in which we were discussing the suggestion that we visit our friend and help him remove his belongings from the apartment, my companion demurred, suggesting that doing so would be “feudal”.
What was my companion thinking, I wondered. Did he think that removing my friend’s belongings would feel too much like we were working for an overlord?
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Another time, a co-worker suggested that it would be best not to take action because doing so would be an exercise in “fertility”. Heaven only knows what that person was thinking. When I asked her about it later, she exclaimed:
My Bad!
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Google provides a number of sources that define the term feudal, which relates to the political system known as feudalism, and other sources that define the term futile, which relates to futility, the term my companion meant to use in his email.
A physicist I know recently asked me:
“Would it be too ballsy for me to suggest that we label the amount of radiation for each household surrounding the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant in Japan the ‘Family Joules’?”
But then he smirked, as he said:
My Bad!
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The Wired Science website has a good discussion of Japan’s March, 2011, nuclear crisis following a dramatic earthquake and tsunami.
A joule is a unit measure of energy as discussed in this Wikipedia article.
Nuclear explosions are measured in TNT equivalents, which also can be measured in joules, as discussed in this article.
“Family Jewels” is a crude term for certain male body parts, as noted by the online Urban Dictionary.
Mirriam Webster offers an online definition of the term “ballsy”.
A lawyer I know was reviewing a deed in which it was stated that the Grantor of the real property did so for “good and valuable considerations”.
He couldn’t help but wonder, did the buyer simply think about paying for the property without actually doing so?
My Bad!
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Nolo’s Plain English Law Dictionary provides a legal definition for the term “consideration”. Consideration in a real estate transaction typically consists of money, and it is not properly referred to in the plural as “considerations” no matter how much the purchase price.
“Considerations” generally means the careful deliberations that are the subject of the more common definition of the term.
Yesterday, I had dinner with a friend who asked me if I knew a particular person, which eminent person is the chairman of the board of a corporation, on which board my friend also sits as a voting member.
“Sure,” I said, “I know him. He’s one of your cronies.”
“Cronies?!?!” exclaimed my friend with indignation.
At that moment I wondered whether I had misused the word. Later I went back to look, and while most dictionaries define “crony” as a close friend or companion, my friend must have assumed I was hinting that there was cronyism at play, cronyism being the practice of appointing close friends to positions of power of influence regardless of such person’s qualifications for the job.
Unfortunately, my friend stormed out in a huff.
My bad!
I heard an advertisement on the radio today for a new drug available to help people with a certain congenital illness. A young woman spoke about her experience of suffering from a sudden seizure brought on by the illness, which seizure, according to the ad, could have been prevented by the new drug.
“Fortunately,” said the ad, “the girl’s parents rushed her to the E.R. and saved her life.”
Rushed her to the E.R., I thought, does this girl live in L.A.? Did her parents have the presence of mind to rush her to a television studio? Is E.R. the girl’s favorite television program and being in the presence of the stars of that show snapped her out of the seizure?
Then I realized that the girl was trying to tell me that her parents took her to the hospital Emergency Room.
My bad!
The Acronym Police website was formed to prevent Redundant Acronym Syndrome (RAS).
For the Facebook page of the Anti-Acronym Association of America, click HERE.
For the definition of the medical term “stat” click HERE.
Last night, my blind date told me that she likes “men who wear jewlery.”
“You’ll never catch me wearing jewlery,” I thought, “you can’t even buy such a thing!”
But she put a bee in my bonnet and I decided to get some bling. Unfortunately, I entered a typo into my search engine and ended up at the online jewlery store.
My bad!
I invited my friends over to play poker. Before we started, we had been talking about my most recent language gaffe, in which I inadvertently made a stupid comment on a call in radio program.
While we were talking thus, I pulled the playing cards out of the box and counted them just to be sure they all were there. When I saw that we were missing one, I exclaimed: “I’m one card short of a full deck.”
Snorting with delight, one of my friends replied, “You’ve got that right!”
I wasn’t sure why he thought that was funny.
My bad!
On May 9, 2010, USA Today reported on the publicity stunt of a conservative Christian law firm that has created a deck of playing cards, 51 of which have the faces of liberal politicians on them and one of which has a question mark to represent an “unkown liberal”. The purpose of the cards is to give conservative Christians ideas of who they can pray for. A spokesman for the law firm said they purposefully made the picture cards “one card short of a full deck.”
In its Byrd Droppings website, Citizen’s Against Government Waste (CAGW) identifies the numerous government projects Byrd secured for his home state of West Virginia.
In a news release published on Business Wire CAGW reports that it named Sen. Byrd “Porker of the Month” four times, and that an online poll crowned him “Porker of the Year” in 2002.
Indeed, the Charleston Gazette reports that Byrd wore the sobriquet “the Prince of Pork”, as a badge of honor.
Funny, I didn’t think Senator Byrd looked obese.
My bad!
This memorial is posted on the occasion of Senator Robert Byrd’s death.
During a visit to our nation’s capital, I attended a service at the Washington National Cathedral. I was under the impression that the congregation there was Episcopal.
Imagine my surprise, then, when I heard everyone there, as if in one voice, proclaim that they believe in “one holy Catholic and apostolic Church!”
Too bad I didn’t read the prayer when they were saying it, in which “catholic” is spelled with a small “c”.
My Bad!
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Click HERE to read two versions of the Nicene Creed, in which the words quoted above are used.
For a definition of the words “catholic” and “Catholic”, click HERE.
In 2003, Michael McGough of SLATE pondered the question, “Does the Vatican have exclusive rights to the word “Catholic”?”
For information about tours to explore the gargoyles of the Washington National Cathedral, click HERE.